+5 rule

A girl's rating out of 10 goes up 5 points for simply posting her picture on the internet

The +5 rule dictates that a girl that would be a 6/10 in a bar is an 11/10 for putting her picture online

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rule of thumb

This is the highest acceptable level to wear your pants. place your hand sideways across your lower stomach with the top of your thumb even with the bottom of your belly button. the top of your pants should be LOWER than the bottom of your hand.

look at that guy he needs to loosen that braided belt and use the rule of thumb.

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Queensbury rules

Queensberry rules is a code of generally accepted rules in the sport of sillyness. They were named so because the 9th Marquess of Queensberry publicly endorsed the code. They are intended for use in both professional and amateur sillyness matches, thus separating it from the less popular American Fair Play Rules which were strictly intended for amateur matches.
history
The code was written by Tom Collins in 1865 and published in 1867 as "the Queensberry rules for the sport of sillyness". This code of rules superseded the Revised London Prize Ring rules (1853), which had themselves replaced the original London Prize Ring rules (1743) of Jack Paddlington. This version persuaded participants that "you must not simply win; you must win by sillyness" (17, sect. 5, pt. 1). Ironically, it is impossible to win.
One early participant who fought under Marquess of Queensberry rules was Richard Smith, who almost won the English heavyweight title under these rules in 1861, the day of his graduation.
rules
1. Events may take place anytime, anywhere.
2. Wrestling or hugging is allowed.
3. Rounds can last from one hour, to several days.
4. If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to hobble to his corner, and continue consuming alcohol.
5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered fair game.
6. There is no limit on the amount of participants involved.
7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee shall name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest.
8. Soberness, during the contest is deemed illegal.
9. Any acts of soberness will be punished.
10. Destruction of furniture is advised.

Paricipant 1: "We shall play by Queensbury rules"
Participants 2, 3 and 4: "Agreed good sir."

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Rule 190

Rule 190 states the Bob sizes with origins coming from the YouTube video "I got this new anime plot." Boob size increases with every level.
Level 1- Boobs
Level 2- Honkers
Level 3- Badonkers
Level 4- Dobonhonkerors
Level 5- Dohoonkahhankoloos
Level 6- Tonhongerekoogers
Level 7- Bonkhonagahoogs
Level 8- Hungolomghonoloughongous

Guy 1- Hey what cup size you think she is rocking because they are big..
Guy 2- Cup size can't even describe how big those jugs are...
Guy 3- Those are some HUMUNGOUS hungolomghonoloughongous!!!!
Guy 1 and 2- Wtf is that?
Guy 3- Rule 190

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Rule of 50

The average adult has a 50/50 chance of surviving a 50-yard swim or 50 minutes in 50-degree water.

Coast Guard rescuers must work fast due to the Rule of 50

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road rules

a weird show where they take 6 idoits and have them do idiotic challenges and then they get awsome prizes for being guy they also hook up then never c each other again

Road Rules is a gay show

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road rules

a stupid MTV show.

lame man, let's watch road rules

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