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When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.
Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it
I just had the best Russian quesadilla
Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.