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When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.
Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole
Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!
Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.
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