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October 5th
This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!
Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"
Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."
Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"
Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"
When your in the middle of have sex with a girl you must yell HORNY SAM and get fucked by a guy
i just horny sammed last night
Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🤝🤝🤝🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too
beyond perfect
anything anyone could ever dream of
gorgeous
so funny
perfect
sam coronado is beyond perfect
Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
Our holy saint and pussy slayer
Girl 1: who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2: oh him? He’s Mr sam. He’s so hot and tall!
Girl 1: Mr Sam entertainment is so hot! Let me get his number