Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.

Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.

your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.

Oh no I feel self-discounted

encyclopedia self destructigas

The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life

People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab