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A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.
They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.
The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons
"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"
on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person
lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra
Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”
“Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”