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phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
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Dave's weed.
#PolePosition #StayLit
"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
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When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.
*farts*
"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"
It’s where you smoke out of your asshole
I can do 3rd hand smoke
When someone is talking straight-up talk
Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Main Protagonist/Antagonist. 2nd in command of Grove Street. His real name is Melvin Harris. He is one large ass motherfucker. By the end of the game, he betrays the grove. "I betrayed the Grove for power man." Some of his famous lines are "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ." AND "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Big Smoke, it's me Carl. Chill Chill.