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Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef
eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE
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A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.
Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!
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Thanos: Snap
You: I dont feel so good
I don't feel so good
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very gud song check out u are dumb very yas
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when you are definitely uncomfortable and you feel the need to say something to the stranger that you just met to fill the silence as you try to make your getaway.
wellll karen....so good to meet you. i have to go now.**awkwardly runs away
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zara is so fucking hot. she is such a sex beast. but make sure that her and that tall hot Luka doesn't see her or vise versa, or you'll never see them again apart from in the toilets making out.
zara is so fucking hot
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A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.
Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"
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