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Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.
Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.
Special agent oso (fat fucking bear) is on his way to help a child in need!
When a teenage boy only has hair on his neck and upper lip
Mason needs to shave he’s growing a south greene special
The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
When you buy a game on steam, play it for just under 2 hours and return it because it's most likely a shit game and you get bored easily.
Brian: "Hey! We should try this game!"
Tyler: "It's shit"
Chris: "Ya, but 2 hour special! "
To slam 5 Bahama Mamas and get kicked out of a Starbucks
Hey man! Ill take a Hilton Head Special!
This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!
" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "