Salgado Syndrome

Also known as SSDit is when a person or people unnecessarily jump to conclusions, or enter a moment of panic or hysteria. Even though there is an easy solution or a solution already exists. This phenomenon is caused by severe anxiety and negative work environments.

Joseph suffers from Salgado Syndrome and constantly creates a panic at work.

Trey Syndrome

the idea of not knowing what is going on around you and not having a clue of what team your on

going to the other side of the map where no one is, is a common sign of trey syndrome

No Drink Syndrome

This is a syndrome in which you have a drink, and yet you do not drink it. You either forget to drink it, or decide not to.

I felt No Drink Syndrome as an hour passes without drinking my lemonade.

Everton Syndrome

The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.

“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”

“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”

Blink Syndrome

When someone try's there hardest all the time to try and validate themselves. Is thought to commonly happen to people with big ego's

I think David has Blink Syndrome because he's always trying his hardest when we play video games.

Tranzit Syndrome

When the developers of a videogame go passed the limits of their console and make a game that is either buggy or requires a mechanic to prevent the player from crashing the game.

See: Assassins Creed Unity and COD BO2’s Tranzit.

“AC Unity is definitely suffering from Tranzit Syndrome. It’s good on PC but buggy on everything else.”

Northwestern Syndrome

The technical term for being affected by a loss of confidence and motivation as a result of being bested by an adversary that was thought to be inferior. The term was first used to describe the affliction of the Minnesota Golden Gophers football team, which lost its final four games by a combined 102 points after a loss to the Northwestern Wildcats on an interception return for a touchdown.

Student: "Man, I was feeling so good after I made it on the Dean's List last semester, but after I got rocked by that vocabulary quiz last week, I think I'm developing Northwestern Syndrome."

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