When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal
Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)
When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.
"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."
Another name for a male you don’t know. Often used in Atlanta slang
Buddy man need to tighten up
A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
Someone who you punch for fun to feel better/good in any situation
We went in to the haunted house, I brought my punch buddy with me so I will feel better.
A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.
I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.