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Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.
“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”
An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”
A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian
"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"