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the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions
I, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means DEATH TO THE TURTLE DUCK!!!!!
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From the Greek Word "rubbus ducktus" meaning "to glaze over ice" A being of supreme snow riding ability, skis, snowboards, dimensional lumber, the backs of two grizzly bears.... you name it, he can ride it down a mountain.... FAST!!!!
"Rubber Duck, do you copy? We're at the mountain house gonna burn down skeeeewwwie!!" NOT, oh there goes Rubber Duck rubber ducking his snowballs all over the place.
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To have sex with an ugly woman.
Man, I'm so horny I'd fuck a duck.
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When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.
That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.
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The Vile mixture that comes from a gay mans ass after he gets fucked by another guy. This is usually a mixture of Blood, Shit, and Cum. This mixture could sometimes have little extras in it as well depending upon how freaky the homo in question gets before and during sex.
" Dude Bob i knew you were a fag look at all the duck butter on your sheets"
"Bob and Bills love came into full bloom last night as is witnessed by all the duck butter on the walls and couch"
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo,
fingerbang an orangutang,
and now you got a zoo.
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haha check Donald Duck over there.
How does she balance
"stop breathing it is exiting me"
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