Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.
Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?
If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.
Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.
If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass
Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight
When you dump someone you are dating over discord
Lmao Calvin just got discord dumped
Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.
"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"