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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024


jacob

the longer word for the word "'jac"

hey im jacob, wanna JAC off after lunch
hey i was JACing off in class..

by jacobsucks123 November 12, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)

Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.

by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020


Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed

who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got

by 2ndhoe July 08, 2024


Jacob

Someone who has a small penis

Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so

by Rooney6969 October 07, 2020


Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 07, 2025


Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 06, 2020