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When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self
Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her
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i secretly have a girlfriend
John: hey man do you have a girlfriend?
Terrance: Let's go kill the wall of flesh now.
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When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"
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Mostly used to say ur tired of people killing you in a game so you say this
Zara: hahahahaha Adri:I didn’t do anything to hurt u Zara: oops but- Adri: but no I’m gonna kill my self
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When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch
"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"
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A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!
Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*
John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess
Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.
Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen
Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.
Ex. 2
Zach- Fuck Me.
John- Shit man what happened?
Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.
Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!
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On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy
October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer