The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

Tiger Bread

When you finally hug Bred and your dick gets so long and fat (its correlation not causation)

Yo Breds been blessing the whole bloc with that Tiger Bread shit!

Bread Bug

A delicate term for a yeast infection.

“Yeah, I’ve got a Bread Bug Again”

beef bread

Another name for meatloaf.

"What's Beef Bread?" "It's meat in the shape of a Brea-BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD!"