Kid: Mom when I grow up I wanna be an Ethan
Mom: I'm so proud of you son
Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.
A dumbass who missed 4 on his first drivers Ed quiz even though the teacher told us all the questions before hand
Wow you don’t know anything about driving must be named Ethan.
My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.
Ethan knows all the best jokes
The man I want inside me.
Right.
Now.
I want to get my cheeks clapped by Ethan.
very epic he is 5,8 epic gamer and stuff lol
person:did you hear about ethan
other person:yea he’s fucking awesome
Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.
Hey, have you heard about Ethan?
Oh yeah, I have.
He Ginger as fuck. Fr.
I know. We smashed.
Me too.