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Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say β€œUh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). β€œUh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020


my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 18, 2009

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Retarded South Islander

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island

"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"

by Spanners May 9, 2005

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big fat fucking retard

mully

wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?

by sirspyhotdog May 23, 2021

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Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

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stupid ass retard

The definition of a STUPID ASS RETARD is extreme stupidity or being extremely idiotic

Little boy : shoves dogs face up his buttocks

Little boys sister: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS RETARD.

by Hi this person can πŸ‘you October 26, 2019

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Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 12, 2019

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