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Because some idiot handed me a loaded gun you fucking retard.
A female retard "Why'd you kill that woman?"
Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"
when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts
naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something
she grabs a thing
naked woman: phew!
it falls off
naked woman: oh no....
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A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
A woman who loves anal, oral and vikings equally.
This greek woman can't resist my vikingness. She wants to give me oral after we gave anal sex.