Random
Source Code
Random
The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
Flaking out on plans
Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.
Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”
Life is good.
When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).
Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!