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The act of cumming on a girls back after fucking her doggy style with her head shoved down. Then you proceed to slide down her back, ending with your ass and balls on the back of her head.
I did a reverse water slide on your girlfriend last night. She had a brown streak leading all the way to her mouth, where I slowly messaged my balls into her eyes.
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also, water puppy.
A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.
sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.
Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.
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After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your toilet paper, bend over to the sink while still ass down on the toilet, add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!
Ed: Dude, I had diarrhea from eating 13 snack packs...
Jason: Damn, did you clog the toilet?
Ed: Nah.. I used the water trick!
Jason: Wurd.
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water that is not significantly but slightly stronger than tap water.
person 2: what's push water?
person 1: it's like somewhat stronger than tap water.
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When your turd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.
You've just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.You need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your ass and state "dude, I just totally broke water".
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1:- a womans Vaginal area
"i have a few bugs in my water garden"
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When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.
Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.
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