One Way Phone Sex

One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.

Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.

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double one-way switchback

A street layout phenomenon occuring in driving, where a motorist unfamiliar with an area encounters two one-way streets in succession, forcing the course of the car away from the destination, or back to the location where the impasse was first noticed. A triple one-way switchback involves three one-way streets and produces the same results.

Bill kept driving away from where he wanted to go. The neighborhood was a maze of double one-way switchbacks.

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6 way call-out

when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked

"See that pile of shit puke? Yeah, that was Johnny before he got a 6 way call-out."

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Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

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all the way to Snellville and back

A great distance, Snellville (Ga.) being far from anything except itself; or a long duration.

She talked me all the way to Snellville and back.

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One way Trip

To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)

Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.

John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped

Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

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