Has a cock like a elephants foot but balls like two peanuts will ram it up your cunt just an epicly epic dude
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A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.
Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle
A young loyal Sunderland fan
Handsome and always up for a challenge
speaks in UPPERCASE
Kyle was shouting"LUKE O'NIEN IS SO LENG"
The very definition of no fizz! Flatter than water, longing for a taste of the aerated bubbly sensation.
‘I’m going out with a Kyle’
‘Fuck that, Kyle has absolutely no fizz’
Kyle is all around perfect amazing guy, he will make you smile even though he is not in a good place, always thinks about the next than himself... he is a very courageous and caring guy that has money for days.
Kyle is a cool guy.
Kyle is a guy whos immature and confused. He might break your heart, but that's only because he doesn't know how to handle it. He'll grow up and realize you two are perfect for each other. Aside from that, Kyle is dreamy. His eyes will make you melt, and his humor is unmatched, but only to a girl who gets it.
"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time