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too much free time

A phrase used by a simple-minded person to demean the creativity, efforts, interests and achievements of another because they do not specifically relate to said simple-minded person's interests. While it is sometimes used when refering to a genuine waste of time, generally its usage pertains to interests that are very much a legitimate way to spend time. There is nothing wrong with having hobbies, even if they aren't mainstream.

Note that this definition is not in reference or response to the previous definition.

Person1: Hey, can you read my short story and tell me what you think of it?

Person2: You spend hours doing something you enjoy doing that requires talent and creativity for the purpose of entertaining yourself and others as well as developing skills that could prove useful outside of said activity? You have too much free time on your hands! I'm gonna go smoke some weed and watch TV.


The reason for all art and culture's existence is humanity having too much free time on its hands.

by Chintz October 29, 2004

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drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.

by Sam is a Dick May 19, 2007

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Free my foo Aaron

Aaron was a dope neighbor I had, but he got evicted and had to leave

aye steven let's go over to Aarons house to fix our scooters, oh wait nevermind he left "free my foo Aaron"

by Goobberrr December 13, 2020


Make Twitter Free Again

Elon Musk’s unspoken slogan as he sarcastically offered to buy Twitter, which would value the company at around $41.4 billion—he currently owns around 9% of Twitter's shares, making him the company’s second largest shareholder—because Twitter shares are underperforming and the platform has been restricting the propagation of politically incorrect or fake news.

Just as the Liar-in-Chief wanted to make America great again, the founder of The Boring Company wants to make Twitter free again.

by Fasters April 17, 2022

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Free gift card giveaway

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.

Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you

by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017


Guilt-free beer run

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.

18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.

18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!

18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!

18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!

by morganhernan September 26, 2009

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Free Beer and Hot Wings

An amazing radio show

Person- I was listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings today and they were fucking amazing!

by Gyro_Scarn March 1, 2010

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