Cat Milk

Bullshit bullshit horseshit load of crap

"Yo, I worked 6 hours overtime last week, but I didn't get paid time and a half"

"Maaaan...dat's some serious cat milk right dere, Grade A cat milk"

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spill milk

busting a quick one

friend 1: y did u leave the vc
friend 2: imma spill milk lol
friend 1: insert smirk emoji

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milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease

if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease

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Milk Duds

Breast that are too old to give any more milk

Nobody wants to go party with a bunch of old Milk Duds

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Buffalo Milk

a) Semen
b) cum

My bitch loves buffalo milk, she drinks it everyday.

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milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.

She really likes to milk the bean

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The Milk Index

A measurement of the time until a carton or bottle of milk will expire. Can be abbreviated to TMI. TMI is often used as a time frame for other events in life, it is an easy way to recognize that time has, is, and will continue to progress.

1) John said, "The Milk Index is high today, honey. No need to go to the supermarket."
2) As Melissa went to the fridge to get a pudding cup, Shaun yelled at her, "Hey Mel, check out TMI and tell me what you think we should throw it out!"
3) Two weeks before coming home from abroad, Michelle said, "I cant believe TMI is going to hit zero after I am back in the US!"

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