drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

Ravioli Time

A dance with a twisting sort of motion with the hips, bending your arms and swinging them forward and back with a very angry/constipated facial expression.

Guy 1: "Hank! It's Ravioli time!"
Guy 2: "Let's do this."

courtesy time

also time before dating an ex's friend. Friend also applies to sibling.

Guy1: Did you hook up with Sarah yet?
Guy2: Almost, but it's Liz's sister.
Guy1: Oh yeahhh, sisters. Give it some courtesy time.

Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.

Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage

We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.