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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
"This how I became the fresh prince of bell-air"
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When something is so freaking funny, that you literally enunciate it this way
Guy 1:Did you see the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Guy 2: Yesss, that was like hill-air-i-us!!!
Adjusting the A/C in your car to point at your vagina, airing it out
When I drive my truck, I'm always airing out my jello when its hot.
a very very funny show! thazz all that needs 2 b sed.
"for a long time it gave me nightmares to witness an injustice like that. the way they mocked him! 'silly rabbit, trix are for kids!' why couldn't they just give him some cereal?!"
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A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.
Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.
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Noun: When you are doing a rappel operation from a Blackhawk Helicopter while in flight an not paying attention to the air assault instructor telling you what to do and that son of a bitch slaps the shit out of you for not paying attention.
Pvt tent peg was waving at his girlfriend when he was supposed to be paying attention to the air assault instructor and got an air assault bitch slap across the head. What a Moron!
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when someone has black forces just think their cock is fucking massive but dont worry they will admit it
Seth: yoo dawg he got that black air force energy
Halie:oh shit you know what i gotta do then
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