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Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.
Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.
The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.
The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred
"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"
The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.
When you're sitting on a reclining chair and the female is riding you, but its your sister so its insest. Only in Alabama folks!
I'm going to ride you like the Alabama recliner big brother!
Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch
“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”
A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.