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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 6, 2017


The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013


Teardrop ass

A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.

Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.

by Feral_Booty_Inspector April 28, 2018


Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery August 14, 2013


Thug ass

When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex

A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit

by Edward Newgate March 8, 2023


Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016


Ass Boi

A person who goes around talking some ass, talking some shit. Similar to a motherbic.

"Ass Boi, you cum in ma shawp, talkin sum ass, talkin shit. OHHHH SHIT."

"Our friend Christian is such an Ass Boy."

by Muthabic Ass Boi January 20, 2015