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rip him another asshole

to rib the fuck outta someone. to embarrass them so bad they shit themselves. him can be anyone not just a guy.

I swear to god iโ€™m going to rip him another asshole lol.

by mdadddedldydnd February 28, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag March 28, 2011

49๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger August 30, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher February 21, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 April 24, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.

Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.

by ka-chan February 15, 2012


Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

by Sicilianbuttfucker June 21, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž