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The forty-third President of the United States.
The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.
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1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.
2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).
"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"
"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"
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A penis so big it makes someone scream.
I showed her my Godzilla Dick and that bitch screamed.
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Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.
A: Would you like half of this sandwich?
B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.
or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
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A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
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The act of being your own fucking self and not giving a shit about anyone else
Also doing your own thing and loving doing it
Cocksucker we slinging dick and Givin out fortune cookies
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