1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).
Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"
Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."
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A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.
Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard
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A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.
Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.
Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it
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The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.
I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.
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Absolute legend that is pro at AFL, and is an awesome friend. Always there for you ;)
Matt: Zach Douch is an awesome friend
Jake: Zach is the best
David: Zach is a babe
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Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.
Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.
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Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.
If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.
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