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A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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have you heard of the dragon task? dragon deez nuts on your face! HA GOT EEEEM
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The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food
Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)
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The Dragon Knights (or DK) were a Diablo I guild on battle.net, specializing in killing cheating players.
The Dragon Knights will pwn your ass
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Consume a large amount of liquids, most likely sprite and a banana(s) to force yourself to vomit. Whilst vomiting flap your armors and become THE CHUNDER DRAGON>
Bro, Jimmy did The Chunder Dragon all over the bed last night at the party.
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two in the pink, two in the stink (arshole). An alternate verson of the very popular "shocker".
"wow" said Megan "thats not the shocker"
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a mythical monster generally represented as a huge, winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws and teeth, and often spouting fire, who is feeling or showing anger (a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong) or strong resentment.
"Man, that is one Angry Dragon."
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