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Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.
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A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.
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The boobs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed.
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An Ethnic Jew who believes in Jesus (Yeshua) as the Jewish Messiah (Mashiach/Moshiach). He or she may or may not be a member of the group Jews for Jesus.
A Jew For Jesus is also called a Messianic Jew or Jewish Christian. Among the most controversial Jews For Jesus was a Jewish man who was a Southern Baptist pastor named Martin Meyer "Moishe" Rosen (1932-2010). The late Moishe Rosen founded the group known as Jews For Jesus. Like individual Jews for Jesus are, the group Jews For Jesus is often a target of every kind of intolerance and persecution imaginable--most often from Anti Semitic and Anti Messianic ("Anti Missionary", "Counter Missionary") individuals and groups; ranging from individuals and groups who are racist against all Jews, anyway (such as David Duke and Stormfront, and Malik Zulu Shabbaz and the Pseudo-Jewish Black Hebrew Israelites), to individuals such as Tracey Rich of JewFAQ and groups such as the Central Conference of American Rabbis of the Union of Reform Judaism, who have issued multiple responsa against Messianic Jews and Messianic Judaism (e.g., "CCAR RESPONSA 'On Patrilineal Descent, Apostasy, and Synagogue Honors', 5758.11").
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a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.
That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.
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I am a Jesus Freak and i am not afraid to admit it! I love my God and he is wonderful!I'll be praying for you lost souls!
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Emo-Jesus has straight long black hair and a pouty face.
He thinks he is holy and better than everybody else.
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