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idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
liverpool are factually better than west ham in all areas of the pitch
liverpool >>>> west ham
Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”
Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”