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How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024


How to shorten a url

As early as 2009, Google launched a URL shortening service goo.gl, Also added the QR code and Api features, as well as the Android and ios App.

But unfortunately, on April 13, 2019, Google announced that goo.gl officially announced its withdrawal.

There are several ways to shorten the URL, such as direct shortening, shortened QR code, shortened custom URLs, shortened custom domain for Suort, API, and more. .

The function of Suort.com is very complete and the design is very suitable for use in various occasions.

#CUSTOM URL SHORTENING, #HOW TO SHORTEN A URL, #SHORT LINK, SHORT URL, #URL SHORTENING

shortener, How to shorten a url

by suort.com October 24, 2019


please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022


How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 May 28, 2012


how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 24, 2021


That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 11, 2022