fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

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sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

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Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

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Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

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Cake Licking

Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.

"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"

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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

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turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

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