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Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike
Caleb
I hope i'll never become a Tristan (male)
A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.
Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*
like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.