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(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.
Don't be such a choad muffin about it.
I don't want to eat this choad muffin.
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A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it
SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN
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-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
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When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend
That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.
you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!
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Butter her muffin:Have sex with her
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
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