“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣
Metro-neck is defined as a Redneck living in a metropolitan area.
Many a country feller comes into the City and has to make a living.
You can take the boy out of the country, but you cant take the country out of the boy
It could even be the female version as well
Everyone has seen the invasion of Metro-necks into city area. Maybe your neighbor has cars in his yard, or does his BBQ different, tries to set up a shooting range, has animals gutted and drying, collects everything, makes a living doing a yard sale every day. There are too many examples to name in one paragraph
Whenever Someone has a DIRTY ZANE ( go look it up) fucks someone in the neck wrinkles and neck rolls.
Man: “I was looking at the back of Ethans head the other day, and man does he have some dirty neck rolls.”
Woman: “You were probably the one who gave it to him.”
The act of rubbing ones armpits on the neck of your partner as an act of arousal.
I become extremely aroused when my partner and I are neck pitting.
“Kylie gave me such good e neck at the pool yesterday, too bad she almost drowned” “hell yeah dude punch it in!”
Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck
When one is said to have consumed excessive amount of alcohol and or drugs, to the extent that they are incoherent.
“You just took one in the jugular, man”
“You got a fucking dart in your neck, man” ... “You're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy”