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Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night
Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you
Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz
Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex
"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"
Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan
Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan
Jordan is a guy who is there for you always. He has most likely lost someone in his past, son he tries to help people as much as he can. He can extremely funny, but also serious when he needs to be. He is also very outgoing, and he has nothing to hide. A lot of girls falls for him. He normally had 1 or 2 girl bestfriends that he cares about. He only likes one cause Jordans aren't the type of person to like more than one person.
Hey is that jordan
OMG yes he so handsome
He is so trustworthy