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When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.
A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.
And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.
"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."
What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
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A video blog about life in Korea run by Simon and Martina Stawski. They cover numerous topics including: Music, Culture and food. Eat Your Kimchi has a very diverse audience who call themselves "The Nasties".
Hey, have you seen Eat Your Kimchi's new Kpop music monday?
OoOOooh...you so nasty!
Kiss and touch me; rub my bananas!
Brohoho!
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Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny
“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap
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When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.
Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.
When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
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an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"
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Accepting when things are tough, it's for your benefit in the end; a life lesson that needs to be learned
It's hard, but you gotta trust your struggle.
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