Sneaky nut

A game that only guys can play in work/public place.

To play is to expose a testicle to a female.
To win you must do it without her noticing.

Wanna play sneaky nut?

sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs

it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts

Nut fangle

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself

Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

Dietz Nuts

meat nuts that the company Dietz & Watson made in 1939

Gabe: "Hey Clark! I bought some Dietz Nuts, do you want some Dietz Nuts Clark??"
Clark: "What kind of nuts are they?"
Gabe: "Meat nuts"

nut neutralitity

when Ajit Pai stole all of your memes and jacked off to them.

"I now own Porn Hub fools!, get nut neutralitityed!"- Ajit Pai

Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!