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A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses
"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"
when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes
ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes
Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?
Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.
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A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight
Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool
-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!
A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight
Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool
-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.
At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.