(phrase) The best way to start a conversation or an essay
+Ok so basically I'm monky
-Please marry me.
"Ok so basically I'm monky and today I will prove why Garfield is one of the most influential figures in history..."
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Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef
eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE
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A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.
Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!
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when you are definitely uncomfortable and you feel the need to say something to the stranger that you just met to fill the silence as you try to make your getaway.
wellll karen....so good to meet you. i have to go now.**awkwardly runs away
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very gud song check out u are dumb very yas
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zara is so fucking hot. she is such a sex beast. but make sure that her and that tall hot Luka doesn't see her or vise versa, or you'll never see them again apart from in the toilets making out.
zara is so fucking hot
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Thanos: Snap
You: I dont feel so good
I don't feel so good
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