No make up may

Girls can’t where make up for the whole month of may

Guy: are u wearing make up
Girl: yeah

Guy: it’s no make up may

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dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.

e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart

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'make me famous'

a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.

'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'

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making the best of a bad situation

To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.

Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"

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go make me a sandwich

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

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Making the boys pay rent

Masterbating

Jake: What is Roy doing?
Milton: Making the boys pay rent "wink wink"

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time to make the doughnuts

a gangsta thing to say when you get party lights on you

"Dang we gettin pulled ova--time to make the doughnuts!"

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