A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.
Person 1: Hey, I gave Beth a Pee Pee Treat and she actually ate it.
Person 2: She must not know what's in those things.
The act of mixing feces, urine, and/or fart into your partners anus and then sucking all of it out with or without a straw.
I can't wait to do the fard and pee soup tonight!
When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”
Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”
An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."