An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island
"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"
Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.
This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.
In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''
Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''
Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.
That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.
The definition of a STUPID ASS RETARD is extreme stupidity or being extremely idiotic
Little boy : shoves dogs face up his buttocks
Little boys sister: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS RETARD.
"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"