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Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
- Tyrion Lannister
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AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
When your in an interview and your name is Jhope and you are just in the mood to be extra af.
*jimin pulls out invisible camera and films Jhope*
*Jhope breathes heavily and turns the the camera with wide eyes*
Jhope: I hate snake-eu
S.O.A.P. (Snakes On A Plane)- lip sass backtalk bsattitudeshade
Don't give me no soap (snakes on a plane)!
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The result of excessive drinking and debautchalism, a brown snake peek-a-boo is that poop that everyone periodically has (even girls that think they're "hot") that refuses to play nice. Instead, it comes out part way, then retreats, then comes out part way, then retreats...and so on and so forth. Fags (i.e. Jonesy) love the brown snake peek-a-boo.
Mike: Jonesy - your mom is hot.
Jonesy: I just had the best brown snake peek-a-boo!
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A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.
Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.
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A crummy High school located in the Riverside area of Idaho often abbreviated SR, no single person knows exactly what town it is in. Once a hub for jocks and steroid using champs, Snake river has fallen from grace and become a boring Mormon H.Q., things were not always so bad for SR, once know for everyone hooking up and having fun, even winning state football and basketball sever years in a row, Snake river still has a long standing rivalry with they're much larger counterparts from across the river which many students still lay claim to the other side starting it, but now most students concern themselves about what they're favorite non-alcoholic/caffeinated drink is.
Person 1: Remember when snake river high school was great?
Person 2: yeah man good times, good times.... wana go read the book of Mormon?
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